This sounds creepy on the server/IHOP part.

When I think of Paddington I always think of this tweet

Best Lennie Briscoe quip after a witness/suspect says “he doesn’t remember”:

Lenny makes everything better.

The only thing missing was a Jerry Orbach quip and a “chung chung!”

Yeah, she pretty much is a L&O witness, not knowing anything but the barest, most obvious info, but nonetheless, compelled to editorialize as if that’s important to the investigation. The only thing missing was a Jerry Orbach quip and a “chung chung!”

“Kardashian and Barker look like they are cosplaying a vanlife couple.”

Kardashian and Barker look like they are cosplaying a vanlife couple.

“Grunge is back...in Pog form!”

Ssomeone at the Las Vegas Albertsons needs a raise.

Okay, Okay.  Your Albertson’s can beat up my Ralph’s

Perfect!

That is seriously impressive.

That is wildly impressive, and freaking adorable! Did someone hack off his but like Weeza?

I’d rather have them not get it than ROFL.

After I got mine I learned my boobs are dense, too. That tracks. Every time I tell my boobs a joke they just stare at me like they didn’t get it.

What about my favorite frivolity, Darth Spatula?

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Butter on a saltine: delicious.

Any sandwich with jelly or honey, butter is absolutely mandatory, else you will have something simultaneously soggy, crunchy, and unpleasant come lunch time.