Thank you!

I still have my dog’s ashes in a box on my mantle.

I mean this gently, but perhaps in your pet’s soul, she would prefer that you donate that thousand dollars in her name to one of the many deserving animal shelters or humane societies in the country. And you could keep up with news of all of the good her memory is accomplishing there. It might just be transformative.

The costs of good taxidermy are astronomical. I would never do it. I still keep my last dog’s ball at the foot of the stairs where it always used to roll when he left it laying around. I keep his collar on a nail beside the fireplace mantel and give it a shake every now and again to remind me of him. My heart broke on…

This is almost as embarrassing as that news story of the guy who drove his whole family across the country just to find the park was closed, so he took a security guard hostage and forced the poor guy to ride all the rides with them. People are crazy.

That video was from the LoveSexy tour back in 88. I saw the show (twice) at the now torn down Capital Center here in Landover, Md (Considered DC because there were no concert venues in DC at the time big enough for a Prince Show. I remember 2 things from that show: 1. was him shooting that shot. He shot 2 or 3 times…

This will warm your heart on the coldest of days.

Good suggestion! That whole “pick this or pick that” format sounds like a fun quiz, too, because you’d have to make tough choices. (As for macarons, I guess they win trendiness points because they’re highly photogenic.)

There were several I hadn’t tried, so I took it as a theoretical would I like it. An over-the-top milkshake or truffle mac n’ cheese? Sure, why wouldn’t I?

man I wish I still had all those 45s/cassettes with the little storybooks - Disney, star wars, He-man

WandaVision gave us Agnes/Agatha.

TFW Gaga values her dogs at $250,000 a pup but my government doesnt think Im worth $2,000/month during a pandemic.

While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

Good acting all around and a good movie right up until Marla escaped from the car. Can’t put my finger on it but the last 40 minutes just felt different from the story they started with. 

That is what soooooomebody once told me...

I remember an old Law & Order episode with Benjamin Bratt’s character interrogating members of some kind of white supremacist group. One kid had a Spanish name, and when Bratt’s character asked who he thought his friends were talking about when they said “mud people,” the kid responded that he had, “Proud, Spanish…

Instead, they named their child after President Ford’s dog.

Even better - use a cupcake pan and roast a fuckload all at once.

“Click on each photo that has an Ewok.” 

My favorite CYA explanation is that it’s Star Wars Captcha, and it’s literally just making sure you’re not a robot.