The one addition that I think would have “fixed” that problem would have been a pretty profound yet powerful idea: have The Order of the White Lotus refer to an “Avatar Almanac” with records of the past Avatars, and Tenzin fretting constantly, trying to do things “by the book.” He is a scholar, after all.

Kevin Bacon’s penis: nature’s greatest special effect.

the movie fuckin kicks ass

They do it a little in the movie (with the “Power of Love” sword losing against Gideon but the “Power of Self Respect” sword being stronger) but they do lean a little too much into the “life is a video game/final boss” aspects considering the prize is Ramona. However, the movie doesn’t end with Scott “winning” Ramona,…

“The movie is fine"???

Well this is a bad sign. Still, whatever Netflix does will at the very least be marginally better than the last live action adaptation....

By kids, you mean you kids who never heard Salt-N-Pepa?

What it also means is we all shut the fuck up when we hate music. Nobody really cares when you, me, Cee Lo Green, or dumb-as-a-brick Shapiro would rather listen to something else, so what is your opinion really worth if you hate a song?

I could do without all of it. This shit is retarded

it’s such a god damn shame that ceelo’s a rapey dipshit. i am.....no, was, a huge fan of his music but this was just ruthlessly stupid. how hard is it to say “what about them? they suck” and move on but instead we get ‘karen cosby’ lecturing us about how dirty music has become since his last album.

Minnie “Will You Come Inside Me” Riperton, anyone?

I guess the kids should just lay down and die then, since everything’s already been done.

Which makes it more funny when he literally came out with a song shaming a woman for straying called “Fuck You”.

Except this is about a dude that's cool with people rapping about fucking as long as those people aren't women 

Shall we repair to my study? I have a Victorola in there and a record that might be of interest to you. No ladies will be present.

Eh, I’m not against dudes rapping about fucking; it’s a beautiful, natural thing. Cee-Lo’s problem is that he’s a misogynist and can’t compute the concept of strong women who use their power of sexuality. I guess he doesn’t like the idea of playing on a level playing-field?

Cee-lo has a couple really dope albums. His first two solo joints plus his output with Goodie Mob. But you are absolutely right that this type of music was coming out when he was hanging with Biggie and Kim. At this point, his commentary is worthless.

EVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, THE GUY THAT WROTE AND PERFORMED A SONG CALLED “FUCK YOU” HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT CODED SUBTLETY IN MUSIC

I will never understand why anyone thinks the “I only said this thing because I didn’t think anyone was listening” defense will work. Bitch that just means it’s your true nature!