He’ll die on the way to his home planet.

The flaw in this meme is that Flex Tape works.

Hey, this is 2020... the audience will be misogynistic, racist young men with playstations...

i seriously doubt that. have you tried a cock ring before

And Olivia Munn will finally be able to cover next months rent.

This... is actually very good. I might not be Chrissy Teigen, but he gets my follow.

That sword makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE whatsoever!

Let’s look at the image from the trailer:

At no point did Praxinoscope say public schools are useless or have no benefits for kids, so the take that you are scoffing at is one you made up.

Yeah, I just go death of the author with that. It’s a great book, turns out she wasn’t such a great lady. Bad people can make good things. She’s dead now, so I can live with that. I get why others can’t though.

There are sooo many baby-shitters out there who are so tired of doing the job of parenting they never fully took seriously before and have their cold little hearts set on shipping their monsters off to the underpaid baby sitters more commonly known as teachers. Guess what? They are on to you and they want none of this…

Sorry, I’m afraid the only acceptable version of the Arthurian legend is Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

If anyone else is wondering like I was, her name is Lauren Duca. Here’s the interview mentioned as well, if you can stand to hear Fucker Carlson speak that is (it’s definitely tough).

Check out Carlson’s obsession with that writer for teen vogue who made him look like a clown.

Do you want a Pet Semetary? Because that’s how you get a Pet Semetary! Ayuh. 

I remind people that NPR ‘Morning Edition’ gets a consistent 12x the listeners as Faux News gets viewers on its best day. Cable news show ratings is a contest for world’s tallest midget.

Mushrooms do thrive in shit.

Archie is a simp.

I have a lot of issues with cancel culture - but considering that the accusations against MZB and her husband were proven categorically true - that her being persona non grata is completely for the best.

Monarchies are just despotic tyrannies. The guy with the most power proclaims he now owns everyone and everything in the country because of some concocted ‘divine right’ from one fictional superbeing or another. If you disagree you’re branded a ‘traitor’ and you’re murdered.