Seriously, the comments on the press conference posts were so facepalming. 

Wait a minute. Are we sure this kind of calm de-escalation is even allowed on the internet?

So does this count as an example of the Superman curse as well?

Rocky IV: If I’s can change...and youse can change...MAYBE WE’S ALL’S CAN CHANGE

Well this took a turn for the pleasant. Gold stars to you both for taking a breath, counting to ten looking at your responses to each other from the opposite perspective. What a refreshing way to resolve the argument. Now, lets get back to snark everyone.

The difference is that Dr. Emilio Lizardo is a well-respected commenter on here that we actually like. On the other hand, there’s really nothing that an “impostor” Recognitions could say that could possibly make him any shittier than the real one. Hell, this one might even end up being an improvement!

On top of the deaths/arrests in the cast, I forgot Julia Roberts’ sister worked on the show and killed herself, and made sure to place the blame on Julia in her suicide letter for driving her over the edge.

This is so horrible (as with the tragic drowning of former WWE’er Shad Gaspard, I am at least relieved the child was alive), and yikes, the curse of Glee is becoming the stuff of Hollywood nightmares.

Hope this turns out for the best but God it's bleak. Is the Glee cast cursed or something?

Jesus Christ this is unspeakably sad.

Yeah that was a real gutpunch. Given how it had been progressing, I was expecting the reveal that they figured out they were into each other, and then them joking about how they’d see about it once they’d figured themselves out.

It’s not that hard. AND that ending would have really hammered home that the important…

Yeah, back when it was a fantasy, and not the sad state of wealth distribution in the country. :’(

Imagine creating an organization that celebrates conspicuous consumption and unearned wealth and then having either the extreme self-awareness, or the extreme lack thereof, to call your organization One Percent.

I have the ACLU app on mine. Quick to start recording and you can upload it to the ACLU at a tap so they can’t erase it.

Just like those damned video games popularized violence! We lived in such a peaceful time before vidya games, I tell yah hwhat.

More importantly, it keeps “living while Black” in front of white people’s faces. You don’t want us hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep for another decade.

Now you’re getting it!

Now you’re getting it!

No one is going to force you to spend money. But I don’t think I’m an asshole because I love Harry Potter. But that’s only my opinion. You’re free to disagree. 

Are you talking about the noose incident?

Because if you order a Doritos taco you go through the drive through to hide your shame.