I am willing to accept this portrayal of Cain on one condition.

I need somebody to ask him where his house is, and he needs to reply “It’s a Mystery.” Or something to that effect.

I enjoyed it while reading it, but once finished, it became pretty clear how shallow of a story it was. The references we’re all that kept me going. I’ll more than likely watch the movie when it is on Netflix or something.

I feel the same way about Trump. I appreciate the work comedians are doing, but the time to make jokes about him has passed, because jokes aren’t doing anything to stop this madness. He and his ilk (including Ajit Pai) are no laughing matter. He needs to be kicked out once and for all.

Me too. If this guy gets his way there will be hell to Pai

I can see he’s got you all ajitated

Pornhub - The real heroes.

He is the Martin Shkreli of telecommunications.

Sometimes I get depressed thinking about the fact that we’re essentially living in a technological fiefdom where we bow and scrape and gladly accept the scraps left over by our corporate feudal lords, but then I just read a few Facebook posts and pop culture articles on the Internet and then I feel better.

Ajit Pai is a fuckboy.

I like you. You share my exact sentiments toward this uncreative, misery porn of a show.

Hey, a walking dead article!

And we’re blazing right towards one. It never ceases to amaze me how the people most freaked out about sharia law getting a foothold in America are the ones who are more than happy to live under its Christian evangelical analog.

In Mike Pence’s America, only Kirk Cameron’s films will be allowed in theaters.

I’ll be the Pollyanna and say perhaps this story can be a beacon for administrators to take a closer look at bullying and its root causes. In this case I hope Keaton’s mom is climbing mountains for Keaton in getting his teachers and admin to put a stop to the behavior.

Guns! The cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems!

Never ask a cop for help

Ok Bill Cosby.

Starkiller is a fantastic excision - the character is the Mary-est Sue in the history of Mary Sues: brooding, carries his lightsaber backwards, Vader’s apprentice, kicks the shit out of Vader, defeats Palpatine, inspires Mon Mothma and Bail Organa to finally start a rebellion.

But, I mean... podcasts. Anything that you can’t pause or won’t allow you to skip over advertisements feels archaic.  And fuck Steve Bannon.

Her eyes should hook up with Henry Cavill’s upper lip.