He'll be straight on it, once he completes filming on Avatar 17: Someone Please Help, I Can't Figure Out How To End This Franchise.

Says the unpaid shill writing in defence of an actress suing the producers of a film she wasn't naked in.

Okay, so:

*yawn*

And again you utterly fail to grasp the point.

How did you manage to read all that and still get the fucking wrong end of the stick?

Am I kidding you? No.

Okay, you're gonna have to explain that for me.

Eggs have gotten a bad rap recently.

Actually, it is our fault. We have all the best cities. Like Montreal and…

I wish we could all live in the mountains, at high altitude. That's where I see myself in five years.

David Lynch used to be roommates with the lead singer of the J. Geils Band? I think O'Neal may be burying the lede here.

For a moment there, I read 'a Loch Ness biopic' directed by Paul Greengrass.

Only if you explain why they can't dye the river blue the other 364 days of the year.

Everyone knows the first Hollywood depiction of a hacker was that girl on Jurassic park.

They should have Adam Brody join too. He could do a quirky comic book adaptation of the gang's antics while making sly pop culture references.

Wait, a small town where folk are still doing the same job 25 years later?

"baby-faced crooner John Mayer has been through some shit since then. He dated a bunch of famous women…"

Untie?

"Also, the Vice President candidate on her ticket would’ve been Frederick Douglass,"