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Stranger Things, But Once You Get Used To Them They Eventually Become Kinda Normal.

How many strokes now?

JON SNOW'S RESURRECTION IS THAT ONE TRICK THAT DRIVES LIFE INSURANCE COMPANIES INSANE!!!

Hey listen, all joking aside, I've seen Kinja used over at Gizmondo and Deadspin and Jezebel and, really, it's not that bad.

Yeah, it's like what Billy Joel always said, we didn't start the dumpster fire.

In fairness, he might have been right about the world of opera.

They've definitely been rasta-fied by at least 10%!

Among the ancient mysteries of the Children of the Forest was apparently that they were really into emo.

Anyone who has read Blood Meridian can tell you exactly how nostalgic Cormac McCarthy is for the moral certainties of the Old West.

His writing used to be thoughtful and clever as well as funny.

Your threshold for what's engaging and funny is plainly a little different than mine.

Once upon a time, O'Neal was the smartest, funniest writer in this place. Now he seems to be the AV Club's leading purveyor of warmed-over takes.

Punctuation goes wherever I like: "see"?

I somehow missed the Eugenics Wars.

I believe they would go with the original title: Wagon Train To The Stars.

SPOILER ALERT! Spock totally dies

So the Worf-centric 'Parallels' wasn't an "interesting story"?

Kinja go fuck itself.

Setting up the inevitable GoT/Watership Down crossover, huh?

Michael Shannon is joining the mafia?