"Reeves’ novels aren’t easily distilled into a tagline"

In a few years time, you will watch TFA for something like the fifth or fifteenth time and say to yourself "you know what? I like these characters and I like the energy of this film but it really isn't very good."

Apart from his films and the occasional interview, I don't claim to know James Cameron in the slightest.

Avatar wasn't heartfelt?

Obligatory post about how nobody likes Avatar despite it being the top box office hit of all time, yadda yadda blah blah blah.

You had me at "Max’s openly gay sister (Lizzy Caplan) canoodles with her lover at a swanky London bacchanal"

But dahs he do ah Bahstun accent?

I dunno, but I reckon there's a market for stories about a future that are just as shitty and half-assed as our present.

Trust me, they'd find a way.

Dunk and Egg?

His heart grew three sizes that day…

Does it also have a ton of exposition?

In America, first you get the Chipotle, then you get the diarrhea, then you get the weemin.

Anthologies - there's something for everyone!

Uh, Oxford University Press isn't claiming anything.

Are you saying the man who wrote Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit and who directed Mordecai won't do a bang-up job?

Yeah, the M Night Shyamalan script. That's the one that we should be all be looking really hard for.

The metaphor may have gotten away from you … like an untethered dirigible.

Isn't the real problem that he didn't think they were the slightest bit racist?

Having grown up with 1e AD&D, I can state authoritatively that there is nothing inconsistent or contradictory about a system of magic being comprised of "an inconsistent hodgepodge of nonsense".