Forget about the Turing Test. Apparently the benchmark for successful AI is your ability to convince a stranger that you are a stereotypical comedic type with an assemblage of hilarious catchphrases.

Yeah, that guy. His fucking films seem never to end.

And, what's more, by the time they get to the fourth one, they'll announce that the fifth one will be broken up into three parts!

""who among us is really “normal”?"

"Her DNA was fused with that of the alien superhero Mar-Vell, better known as the first Captain Marvel"

I give JJ Abrams all the credit in the world for rejuvenating Star Wars with a new fresh cast and a real sense of energy.

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You know, London has Google maps, just like everywhere else you've ever been. Also there's the Tube map and lots of TfL Legible London street maps.

"And then we'll be dead and yet still alive! Just like Leonard Cohen!"

Also Ser Robert Strong will pay you a visit, so good luck with that.

"I’m not going to care much"

Listen, buddy, we don't need another hero…

It's entitled 'The Gold Violin'…

Q: what makes a game Lovecraftian?

Or you can just watch the regular fucking trailer with the sound turned down, and play whatever song you like in the background.

Just because the Federation has gotten over money, doesn't mean the Ferengi have.

"The economics of the future is somewhat different. You see, money doesn't exist in the 24th century. The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of Humanity."

They won't take quatloons either, go figure.

Coraje.

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