Yeah, but how do you get east of Eden?

Good news! It will be a statue of Shub Niggurath instead!!

You said it wasn't a failure because it made money.

*shrug* Transformers made money, dude. What does that show?

Yes, but don't forget that, in his version, the head of Gandalf's order was renamed 'Aruman' (because they were worried that the audience would confuse 'Saruman' with 'Sauron').

To be frank, many music videos these days would be improved by the addition of rotoscoped orcs and nazgul.

And in the same spirit, yours was the only comment I read!

It's comforting to know that if our nation's addicts ever run low on crystal meth, they can at least visit the Smithsonian to gaze upon some of that sweet baby blue, yo.

But can you take a plasma blast to the knee?

Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!

"literally trailblazing"?

A B minus?

But unlike Amy Winehouse, Oasis can and will fight back.

You catch on quick.

Until everyone's dead?

But what does it do while its on the plane?

"When polar bears hunt, they crouch down by a hole in the ice and wait for a seal to pop up. They keep one paw over their nose so that they blend in, because they've got those black noses. They'd blend in perfectly if not for the nose. So the question is, how do they know their noses are black? From looking at other…

The "horror" in this case being something out of place in an otherwise meticulously arranged tableaux, or maybe a not-quite perfect song on the soundtrack.

Eh, I liked Thursday's Child.

It's a period drama about the last of the panthers who helps Daniel Day Lewis during the French-Indian war.