I even liked Never Let Me Down so anything else is almost certainly a plus.

It's the Mexican, non-union equivalent of The Perfect Storm.

Francis Ford Coppola gave Lucas notes on Star Wars, so in all fairness they should get Sophia to helm Episode IX.

The female sex would surely be hopeless at directing a cinematograph, for the same reasons that it is decidedly inappropriate to let them either vote or drive.

I shall weep for thee, AV Club, for this article of thine methinks is like another fall of man.

"in the way that Speed 2 was a maritime Speed."

Mehrangarh Fort is awesome. And kinda weird that Christopher Nolan used so little of it in the Dark Knight Returns when it is the most stunning thing in Jodphur.

"I’m seriously asking—my phone is on the counter and I’m on the couch, so a calculator is obviously out of the question."

You mean he's a fan of the erstwhile Brian K Vaughan's series? Me too!

"Fassbender was basically born to play these qualities simultaneously."

Or YouTube.

"So I went deep, deep, deep, deep into Rotten Tomatoes"

Time for a new AV Club feature: Eh, Internet, Just give it a rest for a bit..

And congratulations to the AV Club's new adware, which puts more skeezy ads for a bankrupt skeezy company at the bottom of the article!

Hey, if this thing takes off, maybe they'll make a tv show out of it!

Stewart: So, in my film, I play a man who controls the world with his mind.
Andy: Right. That's interesting.
Stewart: For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful girl, and I think I'd like to see her naked, and so all her clothes fall off.
Andy: All her clothes fall off?
Stewart: Mmm. Yes. And she's…

Garret Dillahunt

"It’d be nice to just be like a troll in my basement again.”

"Sorkin is presumably alluding to periodic reports over the years that child workers have been found in factories producing Apple products overseas."

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