"the novel’s racist original title"

I blame Shakespeare.

Of Mans First Disobedience, and the Fruit
Of that Forbidden Tree, whose mortal tast
Brought Death into the World, and all our woe,
Specifically that Xenomorph thing that
Jumped from that one guy's Chest that time,
That Shit be fucking scary, yo

"Pittsburgh’s Edhochuli is beholden to nothing. "

You idiot, he was the most talented one!

"For the most part, Magnum, P.I. fell right in line with co-creator and producer Glen A. Larson’s other ’80s shows like Knight Rider, The Fall Guy, and B.J. And The Bear."

Bouncer: I'm sorry, but you're not on the guest list.

"because Amazon becomes its own city in the future"

Noah Baumbach's Akira!

I'm pretty sure the four bears you mentioned were talking bears, though.

Yeah, because that's what was missing from the first film: lots and lots of questions.

"Its identity is that it has no identity"

You're nobody in the AV Club talkback 'till everybody in the AV Club talkback thinks you're a bastard.

No, David Lynch would have directed Jedi and we'd all be nostalgic for that time that Leia seduced Luke to the sound of Roy Orbison or something.

The really sad thing is that that video might actually be slightly more moving than the entire prequel trilogy.

I think his last gig was painting the side of his van.

I might feel bad for him, too.

The shot looking down Fleet St towards St Paul's with the skyscrapers behind turned out to be pretty accurate:

They have friends but they're not that helpful.

No, they were just monkeying around.