This isn't the time to discuss sexism in survival situations!

"Over the course of the five films in which he appears, Legolas does stuff like walk on top of snowdrifts others sink into"

Shouldn't the headline be "Former Mouseketeer returns to Disneyland"?

I could do that or I could just put Sorrow on repeat upteen times.

At least he avoided the elevator shaft.

I would have said the driving creative force behind Dredd was the three-odd decades worth of the comic, not Garland who at best merely adapted an existing story for the screen.

I believe it has now been conclusively established that she is, in fact, all that.

"You don’t have a James Bond on television and one in the cinema,”

"Death Cab For Cutie now sounds like the 21st-century version of Genesis, in a good way."

Sorry but I'm gonna wait for Lester Freamon's minature furniture kickstarter.

I look forward to Dystopian Story Built Around Nostalgic References For Fortysomething Geeks, to be directed by his non-Union, Mexican equivalent.

Was it like he was pawing a dirty book?

A submarine filled with cocaine?

Somewhere Brian K Vaughan stifles a sob and whispers "all I can be is myself".

But I already saw this back when it was called Scrooged!

"the type of avant-pop collective that has a theatrical flair"

"Will Butler’s solo album shows a deceptively deft fire"

Nor an empire.

As the great Stoic philosopher Batiatus once put it, "the gods have seen it fit yet again to spread cheeks and jam cock in ass".

It's true what Fox News says, Birmingham is now officially a No-Go area but - even if it wasn't - why would you ever want to go there?