It's not the years, honey, it's the crashing a light aircraft at high speed into a golf course.

Orwell never mentioned it, but this is exactly what the residents of Airstrip One spent their day debating.

Okay, but even if you want to set a specific release date to build the hype, why is it that everyone releases on the same day of the week?

Huh, you should see the wax they leave out. It's just filled with notes.

He was secretly hoping someone would pirate their last three records.

Why don't they just put them out WHEN THEY'RE READY?

Yes, but MI3 was a decent action thriller whereas Smoking Aces was a glossy pile of crap.

I see this and all I can think of is Hedonismbot on Futurama: "I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered."

Which was the one with all the court scenes? Because I saw the Swedish version and it was mind-numbingly fucking stupid.

Feh, Worcester's easy.

A Wicked Short Film About Killing

Ah, a literary snob who cannot abide the books but nonetheless deigns to watch the series!

Sure, but he never would have let the 12-part BBC adaptation get ahead of him while he was finishing LOTR.

See? I look at this and all I see is "Sigourney Weaver is open to buying another summer house with an even larger swimming pool".

Say what you want, this would never have happened to Tolkien.

Socialism at its best.

Having seen her motherhood skills in Justified, I'd say that ain't a good thing.

I'm still happy from that time they finally got to vote.

Do they still care about Transformers?

pff. if this were a true Werner Herzog film, she would team up with the supervolcano against her corporate nemesis.