Prince William, frustrated with being third in line to the throne, tries his hand at panto…

I agree. For me, the big surprise isn't that CD sales have declined 25% over the past year, but that it wasn't 75% or 90%.

Donetsk get me started!

Hey everyone, AA Scold actually liked a movie!

Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.

"Whereas Burton’s two entries in the series once seemed “dark,” they look like peewee fare compared to the allegorical anxiety of their post-millennial descendants. "

No, they worship Ursul, the Bear God.

Buzzfeed caption competion:

You idiot! Shape-shifting lizards don't live in hives!

"pigs could also be stuck in a tornado"

I'm not much of a botanist but I'm pretty sure you can't grow Azaleas in a Cumberbatch.

I just hope someone gets eaten by artisanal cannibals, just like in Swiss Family Robinson.

I'm looking forward to 'Whitey on the Moon', which I assume to be an SF adaptation of how Whitey Bulger controlled and terrorised Boston's south side while simultaeneously acting as an FBI informant.

While I have no doubt that the Steve Moore comic is every bit as excellent as Alan Moore says it is, I'm a little in the dark as to why a studio would go to the trouble of buying the rights to the comic, only to butcher it in their usual fashion.

"Laurie Anderson, a performance artist"

"corpse-fucking in spades"

Taylor Kitsch can confirm that time is a flat circle, and he'd like to go back to when he was Dillon's best running back.

What about that girl in the 'Dancing in the Dark' video?

Courage.

A book about Jesus written by Aslan?