Isn't there a South America somewhere?

Pff. everyone knows elves have infravision and ultravision.

What about the hotel? I hear some of the doorknobs are possessed.

I blame that giant wormhole from the end of True Detective.

Let us not forget the triumphant success of his oral argument before the Supreme Court in the celebrated case of Womack v Womack.

A rat done bit my sister Nell and where's Whitey?

“Deals are peaceful, history is violent,”

I live in central London. According to the latest series of 24, there is a secret CIA black site just across the river. I don't fear being tortured but I do fear those weird-ass looking aliens from Edge of Tomorrow.

It's like Once without the Irish accents and the fighting.

He's already doing the Good Wife musical.

Better than Cats!

Meanwhile Fritz the Cat is still available…

Also they could bring back T.J.

It's not the years, honey, it's the parsecs.

"Holland, a political filmmaker who did her best work (Europa Europa; Olivier, Olivier) in the ’80s and ’90s"

"The famously mercurial Jobs ended his involvement with Apple in 2011 by dying."

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje has read Areo Hotah's description and is already imagining the swimming pool he will build with the proceeds.

I like the Cornetto trilogy, but I also think it's a little overrated.

AMCSI: Palo Alto

Yes, but the good news is that now we can speak more readily of the Hazanavicius-Galifianakis axis.