She wrote a confessional album and then complains about the attention - what else do you really need to know about a person after that?

So a musician whom i've never heard of complains about too much publicity and criticism from "self-appointed judges" as a result of what appears to have been a highly confessional first album. And the resulting songs are "meditations on the impossibility of privacy in the modern age"?

No, that's not singing. He just sneers in tune.

What does it smell like?

Do what the English do, just speak more loudly and slowly like they're idiots. Eventually Johnny Foreigner will cotton on.

I'm Canadian and, like the original poster, I only read Girlfriend in a Coma and was deeply unimpressed.

They is miscegenated! Them wizards is not white!

Hey, you want kids going to wizard school? Why not do the Earthsea series?

"It is not the years - it is the mileage. And by mileage, I mean that I am a terminator that has been going for a very long time and so it is natural that some of my parts would exhibit wear and tear."

hey, maybe they could explain it by reference to the fact that the T-800 is an older model!

It's a nice beach.

Caucasian?

Postcode envy? In Takapuna?

I've never seen Boondock Saints but at least its reputation preceded it sufficiently for me to avoid it, which is more than i can say for this shitburger of a film.

No, this movie isn't like that smug asshole friend of yours who thinks he can show the world he's cleverer than anyone else.

I hope he does a special Steve Jobs voice, like his Batman one

Now that you mention it, Paulie did have a wonderful system for doing the garlic.

As Joe Wright likes to say, if it ain't white, it ain't right.

Or to put it another way, women have to do much less work to win an Oscar.

Budabuda-duh, budabuda-duh