But not as great as he was on that one episode of Miami Vice.

He's gone back to his house in London to wait for the inevitable dawn raid by Operation Weeting.

If David Cameron and Robert Crawley conceived anything behind the bike sheds at Eton, they would win the fucking Nobel Prize for Chemistry.

Yes, and you call them fried clams despite the fact that they are obviously steamed.

What's so original about Rocket Raccoon anyway? He just took an ordinary raccoon and put a rocket on it.

Meanwhile Harrison Ford is still waiting on the outcome of his lawsuit against the car manufacturer.

That decision seems fittingly unreasonable.

He took it back to the shop when he realised he'd actually bought an Australian one by mistake.

Otherwise it'd be a case of "hey, why did they have Paul Bettaney standing there through all those scenes without any dialogue?"

"After years of being seen but not heard",

No, just wait there and someone will be along to drive you back to the care home.

This is one film where the trailer was fairly accurate, then?

Someone told me that farm ain't real, it's just a figure of speech of some kind.

But Muhammad has been shown in the opening credits of the show since the Super-Best-Friends episode.

Which 13 year old kid would still have had an ET poster up in 1987? Surely it would have been Top Gun or Lethal Weapon by then…

I hope Agent X involves the Culper Ring somehow and then they introduce Agent 355 and then the whole thing gets spun off to a separate show that I would be a whole lot more interested in watching.

How do i manage my backlog?

I bet Coach Taylor is really really disappointed in him.

I've played the first few hours. I agree the game is a thing of beauty - perhaps the most beautiful game in years. I can also see something of it's limitations - I like tactical turn-based combat but this game is hard: you're constantly sending your frail weakened fighters up against giant stone monsters. You have an…

So is it true that the AV Club removed the ability of AV Club readers to grade albums, etc, because they didn't want to underline how badly out-of-step their reviewers were with the views of their readers?