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Great, just don't use him for the train heist again or else we'll have another dead kid to bury.

Like a Gorgon in an autumn pool?

now who's being a pederast?

Actually, if you're gonna be a pederast about it, the full quote is "Oooh, he card reads good!"

Him read card good!

I believe The Revenge of Montezuma is the title for the sequel.

is there a lego olmec stone head for the basement?

to be fair, I think Jesus himself would be pretty embarrased about his own murder scorecard.

It doesn't make any sense. He starred in the Matrix but he never left town.

From dawn to noon, from noon to dewey eve.

Props to the trailer for its use of the most unusual choral version of 'Demolition Man' ever.

What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad. Unless he's a drooling vegetable.

Wait, Intolerable Cruelty was 'rightly discarded'?

On the other hand, if you just read the reviewer's name (AA Humourless Scold), you would have known straightaway that it was never gonna get anything close to an A.

It's in the group's charter, right there after the contract clause and the bit about owning slaves.

Fables? That's just a rip-off of those tv shows like Grimm and Once Upon a Time…

Or if he was playing Oswald Mosley.

Hey, let's all look at him with our judgmental eyes…

Can I be tedious and point out - as I do everytime the Fitzgerald line about 'Second Acts' gets trotted out - that Fitzgerald meant that american lives go straight from the First Act to the Third, i.e. exposition straight to resolution.

Actually I think the real headline here is "Cecil Day Lewis, former Poet Laureate, has rapper grandson"