I love you, < PHILIP J FRY >

He'll love it there, the wide open spaces…

Dig, Lazarus, dig!

i'll-ba pop-ba your-ba bitch-ba ass-ba too-ba

I agree. I think he was just in the right place at the right time with his middlebrow zombie-fare, and it all took off from there. The problem is that now he has all the money in the world for his tedious storytelling to shamble on endlessly, like some kind of mindless, rotting corpse.

It would make an even better tie-breaker for class valedictorian.

This reminds me of the time I tried to fight my way to the front of the queue at Space Mountain in front of all those disabled kids and they kicked me out.

I think you'll find everything's in order!

Why, are they closing the L?

It's true. Updating the comments on the TV Club section alone was putting my kids through college!

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to roast in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!

Wait, you have a print edition?

So in order to promote their Robocop remake, they choose to emphasise the very worst part of Robocop 2 i've been trying to excise from my memory all these years?

If only there were some kind of labour market where you could hire people who spoke Spanish.

Because chicks, eh? Amiright?

Are you saying the University of American Samoa doesn't give out law degrees?

It's the Barking Bard of Essex!

It’s going to be 70-percent drama, but Todd is keeping Jesse chained in the lab to try and get the percentages up.

Let's be honest here, she could speak Swahili with Burmese subtitles and it still wouldn't distract from the car-fucking.

"Would the British government really respond to the bombing of London by forcing countryfolk into labor/death camps?"