Mozart in the Jungle, with Jane and Cheetah.

I look forward to the Titus Andronicus of Monster Truck Rallies.

A founding document? Was there also a Bill of Rights, with amendments?

Hey, Sutherland is from Nova Scotia. This is basically thinly-disguised autobiography of his time as a pirate.

His power is that he can tell you exactly what is going to happen on the tv show that screens right after his.

Ah, Taft you old dog!

True, but he did say that the only thing good in and of itself was a good intention.

So "intentionalist morality" makes someone a "closet facist"?

"For a true audience reaction, don’t trust the CinemaScore or the Box Office Mojo or even the Tomatometer."

I nominate David Milch as showrunner.

shut up, Brony

Hey, there's nothing gay about naked kids wrestling one another.

I like all of Shawn Ryan's work but dear god he looks like a cross between an Observer and a friendly version of Voldemort.

Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!

They should make the animals cartoon animals.

You're out of touch, dude.

"For a while"

Yes, but if they were Thief/Acrobats then they could easily dodge such beatings…

Yeah, sure, he has zero Charisma.

What about the Aztec?