was there every any doubt this would be a fiasco?
No.

first!
suck it, Britney lovers!

as one of your uk readers
Thank you for the fake-Whitesnake-guitarist warning.

suggestion for future AV club list
10 songs that could use more cowbell.

silly topic, sillier choices
Okay, it's a passable idea for a list. But why not list 10 almost great songs actually ruined by a sax?

Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs. Who, and Mrs. Which?
Is there also a Mr or Ms WTF?

"Most people who criticize this flick smacks of self indulgence"
Self-indulgence? Yes, i guess when it comes to film it really is all about me and the films i like. I guess i'm just self-absorbed that way.

"people who criticize this flick … don't identify with the themes involved"?
So let me get this straight, Deflender: if you criticize The Fountain, you by definition must 'lack of maturity or any kind of real insight'?

frist!
Bill Frist.

No, it's not fake depth
It's just not actually that deep.

"lesser minds proclaim"
Yeah, that sounded snooty and it was.

I haven't even read the article through yet
i knew straightaway this would be a secret success.

forget fucking up the ending to V for vendetta
how about the way they fucked up the Matrix Trilogy with that shitburger called Revolutions

more unwarranted publicity for the most pointless site in existence
I look forward to the World of Warcraft documentary, filmed entirely on location in Azeroth.

serenity
It had people eating people in it.

Try not to think so much!
Bale's one of those actors who make you think that acting done well might actually be hard work.

Bad Company
2002's Bad Company still stands out for me as a grimly realistic view of life for streetwise black guys who have identical twin brothers working for the CIA. Sort of a Tale of Two Cities spin to the movie, but much darker. At one point Anthony Hopkin's character gets frustrated because Chris Rock's…

you want grim? i'll give you grim
I remember going to see Forrest Gump with some friends in 1994. I went to the bathroom while my friends went to the ticket office.

keep rubbing those sticks together, oy
Ah, Oy, you try so hard and yet acheive so little. All this time you've been trying to knock down my original claim, without success.

sorry Oy
I didn't realise that you can't cope with things like synonyms and equivalency and words-being-in-different-places-than-they-were-before-but-still-meaning-the-same-thing.