My CH-R decided that me slowly (at about 5mph)approaching a car stopped in front of me at a stop light was no bueno, and it locked my brake up probably 10 feet shy of the car. The fucker sat there screaming at me at a dead stop, because I guess it didn’t know what to do. I can’t tell you times that a car no where…

I watched the hell out of this movie on cable as a kid.

They’re not splitting atoms, they’re making beer. People will drink it I’m sure.

The second show will be Hyperdrive, a 10-episode installment which is vaguely described as:

Sorry, but Dan Marino is having a hard time getting his Isotoners off.

I wonder if they’ll at least get glowing reviews for their product.

Is she single?

Why wouldn’t she?

The whole time.

Well who pissed in your Cheerios?

Clickbait headline: Ford came up with a new idea for airbags on an offroad vehicle, and it’s design will blow your doors off

I wonder if he had to do more than one take, because the chair closed back up and fell over on him.

Post internet Germany

You’re sick

On a scale of Utah to Germany, how awful?

But the commercials make it look like everyone loves Buick!

Not sure many people would be pining to ride this thing, but I’m sure there’s some sap out there that would pay pay at least a sawbuck to own it.