Bad news, she was run over by a brodozer on her way to her car from picking up your pink Slut Life sticker. I hope you’re happy with yourself!

She said hi, and asked if you got your package in the mail.

Definitely wasn’t me, but I’m really glad I’m not the only one.

Sometimes, at quick glace when I read those stickers, it almost looks like Slut Life to me, and I don’t know why.

Aren’t these guys bitching about not getting paid enough, not getting paid bitching about not getting paid enough?

I’d throw Ramen noodles into the exact same boat

I had that shirt in high school, and every time I wore it, my teacher asked me to turn it inside out.

Time for them to bring Fahrvergnügen and it’s alternatives

This may be pandering a little....

Bro, that’s like $450 versus $2,250. I win because I saved money, and weight on my car. It’ll be totally performance based, and save me gas in the process!

Hopefully they can air their grievances with a fair and balanced group there, and they can mount that record on the wall with pride.

Sorry, didn’t mean to tread on your joke.

I’d hate to see their attempt go up in smoke

Katy is full of fuck holes and dumbass entitled twats, so yeah I could imagine that you’d never at least want to go back there. Now it’s worse, because it’s over crowded, and there really is no room for road expansion. I fucking hate Katy, I hate that I have to drive through Katy to get to some places. 

Your friends are fucking morons.

He was in such an excited hurry, I’m surprised the car wasn’t still up in the air for the video.

Vudu has the complete series for $20 right now