I think I speak for millions of Americans when I say “Didn’t he lose to Nixon’s disembodied head?”

I believe it’s something about “risking the imagination of a new kind of possibility”. I wish I was joking.

(That’s a long walk for a psychology joke.)

Why are we worried about 'hurting growth' when the top 1% makes more than the entire bottom half of the country? What, is Amazon not big enough yet, they need our help to survive? Let 'em die, then. Prime Video sucks, anyway. 

I loved Steve Schmidt’s erudite and eloquent takedowns of Dump....but he clearly saw a way to make a shit load of money helping a billionaire Schultz and now he’s pissed at how he misjudged that decision. Acting like a bitch during that podcast is comedy. He needs a break to find himself, clearly.

“Steve’s Final Episode” is such a delicious punchline to all of this. 

Oh Christ, he’s stealing ideas from Trump now? Holy shit.

I will say this again, Steve Schmidt is a freakin’ hypocrite. He went on MSNBC and made a comment about how Trump is proof that evolution isn’t true since Trump is worse than other republicans. (Just to be clear, evolution is about change due to environmental conditions, not about the direction of the change. The fact…

Didn’t you hear? He wants to bring the country together. **eyeroll**  That’s literally what he said when they asked him what his platform was.  What a doof.

When the media finally gets that “Never Trumpers” are simply concerned with and ashamed of the current GOP saying the quiet party loudly is the day we’ll all be better off.

Just another entitled CEO douche bro.

Schultz still doesn’t have a platform right? I mean other than ‘Fuck Everybody’.

“But the billionaires will all renounce their citizenship and leave the country!”

The second a conservative doesn’t get what they want, everything becomes “unfair”.

Lol this is some third grade playground behavior. “You can’t take that it’s mine I’m gonna sue you!”

The craziest thing about Schultz’s “presidential bid” is that it was obviously meant only to push the Democrats closer to the center...and it’s doing the exact opposite with just about everyone saying, “This ‘moderate’ bullshit is, well, bullshit.”

I love it when garbage people fight.

When he wasn’t cursing, Schmidt provided insights like “this is not Trumpistan,” while defending Schultz’s right to run as a third party candidate.

If you can’t defend your idiotic decision to support an idiotic billionaire who wants to run for president for all the wrong reasons then you deserve to get shat on.