I like Vanessa Bayer and I want to like Sound Advice, but it's always just so mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I was going to jump to your defense, but seriously the people arguing with you know it all so why bother. Just so you can feel less frustration - you're right. Not all "crashes" are flaming balls of death at 600mph. But try telling those dickheads. (former flight attendant, trained and watched allllll the "bad…

I'm an American, and I hear that phrase plenty. I think it's pretty common here, at least in the South.

Isn't that expression ("looking like butter wouldn't melt in her/his mouth") a standard idiom in the US (I'm assuming you're American)? Genuinely curious; I'm from a UK-English speaking country, and I think of that as a pretty ordinary turn-of-phrase.

I'm never Grammar Cop, but shouldn't it be 'someone STOLE Lupita's dress'? She was robbed, the dress was stolen.

If you ever come across it in a bookstore or library, Dr. Jeri Nielsen's book about her time spent working at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station in Antarctica is a really interesting read.

They keep sending off for Sea Monkeys.

Sounds good, I'm on my way.

He may be a dickhead but he's a brilliant writer (I have read him) whereas Weiner is a popular fiction hack who is totally trying to blame sexism for the fact that she's not taken seriously, when the reality is that she's not taken seriously because she writes generic, badly written fluff that is fine for planes or…

With Vergara you get Lucy and Ricky in one character.

Lip Smackers strawberry tastes like 6th grade. See also Kissing Potion

She sends them to Gwyneth Paltrow.

Interesting. Know if there's any research on it?

See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

Yeah, and if the pizza gets saucy, you can eat it. Children, not so much.

Somewhere a '70s van is missing it's painting...

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

I wonder how many times a year she gets the norovirus.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

A photoshop goy! Such a unique title for the resume.