I think boys run hot!

I was always cold, cold, cold, too. Menopause made my body temp "normal". Now, I can be in a normal room with people and not be wrapped in blanket because I'm freezing. I've only had a few hot flashes, but they aren't fun, but I'm glad my regular idling temperature is warmer!

"Strong stuff from a man who represents the meth-addled crocodile emporium that is Florida!"

Kissing Potion! Another commenter has a photo of it below.

If I could just smell Tinkerbell one more time before I die. It will be my Citizen Kane death moment: I'll say "Tinkerbell" as I expire.

And wasn't Bonne Bell the first roll-on lip gloss? Remember the little glass bottles with a roller ball applicator like a deodorant?

Eye movement tracking is especially cool when it has been used with infants in conjunction with pacifier sucking rates (using a special pacifier that record the suck). So much has been learned about infant cognition and perception this way.

Why, yes, sir. My windshield does need cleaning. Thank you very much.

no prob.

What? Are you new to Jezebel? Let it rip. We live for the off-color joke!

A POT PLANT KILLED MY DAD!

Like he said in the clip, we keep getting older, they stay the same.

Really? Hmmm. Must have been fun getting them there!

My son's 4th grade science project, "Diary of a Nurse Shark", in which he depicts a sharky breech birth, which our protagonist luckily survives.

As a women, I appreciate your support for the issue of timely investigation and prosecution of violent sex crimes. However, I'm wondering if the backlog is something that is a problem in Italy as well as the U.S. Because, if not, I'm having trouble seeing why five Italian universities ought to be involved in the…

Signs! I'm the only person I know who likes that movie!

Placing a large gummy bear on my kitchen table would be a cheaper and more efficient way to obliterate it. My 9yr-old and myself would have that thing gone in no time.

I was expecting James Earl Jones pronouncing, "This WAS CNN".

Yah, cuz yogurt flavored like a Greek just isn't right.

For fuck's sake, don't google it. It's awful.