I think boys run hot!

I was always cold, cold, cold, too. Menopause made my body temp "normal". Now, I can be in a normal room with people and not be wrapped in blanket because I'm freezing. I've only had a few hot flashes, but they aren't fun, but I'm glad my regular idling temperature is warmer!

"Strong stuff from a man who represents the meth-addled crocodile emporium that is Florida!"

Kissing Potion! Another commenter has a photo of it below.

If I could just smell Tinkerbell one more time before I die. It will be my Citizen Kane death moment: I'll say "Tinkerbell" as I expire.

And wasn't Bonne Bell the first roll-on lip gloss? Remember the little glass bottles with a roller ball applicator like a deodorant?

Why, yes, sir. My windshield does need cleaning. Thank you very much.

no prob.

What? Are you new to Jezebel? Let it rip. We live for the off-color joke!

A POT PLANT KILLED MY DAD!

Like he said in the clip, we keep getting older, they stay the same.

Really? Hmmm. Must have been fun getting them there!

I was expecting James Earl Jones pronouncing, "This WAS CNN".

Yah, cuz yogurt flavored like a Greek just isn't right.

For fuck's sake, don't google it. It's awful.

Said the man who doesn't have a teenage daughter.

Well, I was a lazy ass in high school, how'd I miss out on that? Oh yeah. Not rich.

I didn't know! Also, as CrosspatchThePig points out, lots of Americans at St. Andrews.

Yep - been there before, as a tourist accompanying a golfer. Spent a lovely day enjoying the town. I didn't know there were that many Americans attending, though! I think I'm just overly sensitive to the hoo-ha about "royals" as a staunch American. You know, along the lines of - I don't curtsey, I don't bow, don't…

Interesting. I can understand engaging corporations that recruit there and certainly alumni groups, but I don't think Tom Hanks went to St. Andrews! I know there are occasional regional alumni events in states other than my school or my husband's, but it's still within the U.S.