Repeating once again because it cannot be repeated enough: This was completely preventable.

Could be my advanced age, but I do not feel comfortable unless I have some folding money on me at all times. There’s always at least $100 in my wallet, and I like to have $20 or so in small bills in my shirt pocket.

LMAO. Good one.

The color of his skin is the best thing about him. But seeing as he’s a trademarked Trump pal, he’s totally failed that too. Sad!

This may blow your mind, WWW, but men sell women out for less than a thin dime on the regular. This is just the latest example. A genuinely terrible guy, Trump-voting and supporting (even after the kids in actual cages shite), wife and kids cheatin’ on, whoremongering, pill-popping pantload of a weak, weak man, makes…

#1) Penis owner (and proud of it!)

Double middle fingers to everyone I’ve encountered who has given me an eye-roll about the fact that I use what privilege I have to throw my purchasing power behind antibiotic-free animal products and pesticide-free fruits and veggies. I’m not doing it for me, dumb-dumb, I’m doing it for us. (I mean, I’m also doing it…

He’s like Iron Man ish sometimes.

I read Titus Andromedon, and was way too confused about what you meant. 

The Incredible Hulk is like the MCU’s Titus Andronicus, an early effort that scholars of the form have been trying to push out of the canon ever since.

Would 100% pay a lot to see “Rachel Bloom performs the Adam Schlesinger songbook”

Speaking of Dan Gregor, I’ve been watching How I Met Your Mother on Netflix all the way through from season 1, and each time I see that Dan Gregor’s name always pops up in the episode credits as “Written by” or “Produced by”, I roll my eyes afresh at Neil Patrick Harris.

Also:

“How much can $50 buy? One banana?”

aaaand now I want to put on my vintage pinstriped suit, dig up my old spectator wingtips, and wear them over hot pink socks that _perfectly_ match a hot pink shirt
[sound of French chef kissing own fingertips]

If this show doesn’t end with polyamory I will be genuinely stunned and I never thought I would say that about a network television program.

Jersey City? Buying property together (with the help of a parent) is as big a step toward being a couple as marriage, but I feel ya, V.

This episode did not live up to its full potential; neither George, nor Maya were anywhere to be seen.

to be fair, he did crush that number. 

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