You better give them eyelids. Nobody likes a shot in the eye.

I run a non-profit focused on putting googly eyes on fleshlights, so they might start.

1. Add large ice cubes or an iceball to a highball glass.

Do people ask their fleshlights or vibes if they are okay with penetration? If not, the question has already been answered.

There is so much photoshop going on in that pic, I don’t know if we can legally say that is Jane Seymour anymore.

My mind is boggled at the comments I’m reading down here. Everything from “he’s an asshole,” to “he doesn’t care about his kids safety.”

What. The. Fuck. Are you people serious?!

1. The kids seem to be having fun. Hell, I’d love to try this challenge. I dunno any kid that wouldn’t find this amusing.

2. The dad seems to…

The internet is funny like that. When I used to frequent fitness sites, a new dad with a baby in a chest-carrier doing a pullup would receive the fury of all the internets. However, a 9-month pregnant woman doing handstand pushups is so empowering! You go, girl! Dad, I'm calling the cops.

“You must joking.”

Ummm. Yes.

Nope. The biker made a mistake when he attacked the car. The driver could easily pull a gun at that point due to feeling threatened by his behavior.

I was on team hammer as soon as I saw the t-shirt / chest protector combo.

You also get older buyers who have trouble dropping themselves into and lifting themselves out of lower vehicles. The step-in seat height of smaller crossovers makes things easier.

Logical fallacies, being what they are, exist because the person making the fallacy is being irrational about their disdain instead of considering the perspectives of everyone else. As someone who has spent more time in sedans than SUVs, I can see the arguments for both, and I have enjoyed every sedan I have ever…

Absolutely. Throw in a pair of grandparents, plus a car seat, that third row gets handy real quick. Or two rows and a big trunk for luggage while schlepping to the airport.

The crossovers which are killing midsize sedans aren’t Suburban type vehicles. The best selling crossover is the Rav4, which only costs a little more than a Camry. Gas mileage sucks compared side by side, but gas is so cheap right now that people aren’t worrying about that.

Loading a baby and a puppy and all associated items like the puppy kennel and stroller and car seat

This is such a stupid argument. There are more suvs availible than the suburban yet it’s the go to for people who hate suvs. Most family’s who cross shop suvs and sedans will go for sedan based suvs and crossovers like the traverse and Explorer. Not truck based ones like the expedition and suburban

I'd absolutely prefer a station wagon to a CUV. But those aren't really a thing anymore.

Why do some people have such a hard time understanding why CUV’s are so popular?

Except that most people (read: women) don’t want station wagons. That is also clear from sales data and from talking to any woman. To the average person, station wagons are the cars grandpa drove, and no one wants that other than a few Jalops on the Internet.