“Let me begin by explaining that despite this obviously put-on accent and attitude, I am in fact the most genuine person you will meet.

First thing’s first, I’m the realest. Drop this and let the whole world feel it.
And I’m still in the Murder Business

“First things first I’m the realest”

*blaccent, blaccent* Fancy *blaccent, blaccent* I-G-G-Y

Does “whodat whodat” count as non-chorus?

He’s probably thinking, “They like me, they really, really, like me.”

This oughta keep him occupied.

As much as people are comparing our current hellscape to Idiocracy, at least President Camacho realized he needed help, and wanted to do the right thing for his country!

Yeah, I’ve taught at college before and worked with students who have very different learning styles, learning difficulties, and ways of processing information. You can always tell the difference between curious and engaged students seeking guidance for how to adjust course material to their being a strongly…

Sorry if I come off as humble-bragging; you are right that it’s unbecoming. I should maybe add that 1) in my field, degrees don’t count for much, especially when one (set) of them is from your home country and not valued in your current one, 2) because of that, I’m playing a lot of catch-up, and 3) when I finish…

Yeah I’m a small business owner-mostly because my former boss was SOOO incredibly bad at running his business that I essentially had no choice but to start my own. At any rate, I’ve seen way too many “business” people who are comically bad at running a business to have a lot of deference for them. They are not some…

I feel like we’re living in Wonderland and Trump is the Queen of Hearts! Everyone he doesn’t like - Muslims, judges, Mexicans, women, he’s like “Off with their heads!”

He’s the least intellectually curious person I’ve ever witnessed.

“Incurious” has become my new favorite word. Like, can you imagine living a life where you were actively ignorant? Where you were not motivated to, like, know things?

Every time I think “this time they’re going down” nothing happens! Pussygate, white supremacists, not releasing taxes, not divesting himself of his business interests, the infamous dossier, the Nordstrom tweets, hell all his tweets! The Yeman raid, the insanely unprofessional behavior of Spicer and Conway, the horror…

Ooh, found it:

“Mr. Trump, our Special Forces will approach the palace from the rear flank..”

And apparently, he got debriefed on the NK missile test IN THE FUCKING RESTAURANT with dozens of people within ear shot. But at least he didn’t use a private email server!

ONE PAGE. With bullet points. No more than 9.

Maybe hire doubles of Fox anchors, and broadcast in Trump’s TV a special edition with the orders he should give.