And just like *that* I went from complete indifference about this Corvette to actually rooting for it and looking at my finances to see if I could afford one on my modest salary. I can’t. Yet.

It is pretty frightening.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

You’ve got your weird fetish and I’ve got mine okay?

First born’s kneecaps.

LMFTFY

Please Excuse My Dumb Algebra Story

Counterpoint: Using your rear wing to mount your box is pretty badass.

We were, but nothing’s more Jalop than figuring shit out on the fly, so I’d say Elizabeth is fully and firmly One Of Us now.

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

Truth! External combustion engines are generally problematic

Yes. I have had plenty of successful, employee-free self checkout experiences. The few that I do need someone for I know I will now (ex: buying spray paint at Home Depot, because of ID checks). I did retail cashiering for awhile, I know how to bag my shit and get out.

BUT, I want to start a rule: If you are at a store…

Counter-point: Self-checkout (when properly configured and working) is the best.

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

I see what she did there.  She didn’t.

So we can move out of it 

Why do people live in New York again?

Did this guy really line you all up to recommend a Miata and everyone of you failed to recommend it? How more perfect can his needs be that Miata isn’t the answer?

I swear, those Civ videos always make me feel so positive.  Framing thousands of years of struggle and human achievement in a manner that makes me feel both small and strangely empowered helps me look at the bullshit happening today in a slightly less pessimistic way.