And just like *that* I went from complete indifference about this Corvette to actually rooting for it and looking at my finances to see if I could afford one on my modest salary. I can’t. Yet.

It is pretty frightening.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

You’ve got your weird fetish and I’ve got mine okay?

LMFTFY

Please Excuse My Dumb Algebra Story

Counterpoint: Using your rear wing to mount your box is pretty badass.

We were, but nothing’s more Jalop than figuring shit out on the fly, so I’d say Elizabeth is fully and firmly One Of Us now.

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

Truth! External combustion engines are generally problematic

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

I see what she did there.  She didn’t.

So we can move out of it 

Why do people live in New York again?

Did this guy really line you all up to recommend a Miata and everyone of you failed to recommend it? How more perfect can his needs be that Miata isn’t the answer?

I swear, those Civ videos always make me feel so positive.  Framing thousands of years of struggle and human achievement in a manner that makes me feel both small and strangely empowered helps me look at the bullshit happening today in a slightly less pessimistic way.  

When pigs fly.

When asked about the possibility of selling a similar version of the 370Z, Nissan officials responded by saying “Wait, what the hell is a 370Z?”

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.