Can you make the engine overpower the front tires or are the electronic nannies too intelligent for hooning?

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you...

“You’re competing with Corvette’s...so act like it.”

340 is enough, you’re driving it wrong.

Can't they just build a ramp in front of his parked car?

“...so than i filled his oil filter with metal shavings"

Pretty sure PUBG hasn’t been in early access for half a year.

Let’s get going!  These ships aren’t going to shoot themse...   ...wait...

Please follow the advice in your own user name

It doesn’t have those.

4 door Sports Activity Coupover.

Hatchbacks are the ideal vehicle.

Car show bro: “I see you got the ham and bread, but no cheese. Those ingredients are worthless without the cheese. I’m getting twin cheese put in mine, I won’t even need bread. ... No, I don’t actually own a sandwich, but my cousin does and he says you don’t need bread.”

You never stipulated I had to be able to afford it -

“The Deliverator’s car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator’s car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. You want to…

Detroit was considering selling off its art museum holdings. I’m gonna give a slight edge to clock thief here.

3240i

So... a parroty, of the Firebird?

*thinks to self, “Huh, I’m about to turn 40.”*