When pigs fly.

When asked about the possibility of selling a similar version of the 370Z, Nissan officials responded by saying “Wait, what the hell is a 370Z?”

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

Dear Universe, We’d like him back.

They are having mandatory evacuations from the outer banks right now. If you live there, please take what is important to you and leave. As someone who was a first responder in the Keys last year after Irma (I am in the Navy), EVERY SINGLE RESIDENT I met in Marathon Key who stayed regretted not leaving and literally…

Can you make the engine overpower the front tires or are the electronic nannies too intelligent for hooning?

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you...

“You’re competing with Corvette’s...so act like it.”

340 is enough, you’re driving it wrong.

Can't they just build a ramp in front of his parked car?

“...so than i filled his oil filter with metal shavings"

Pretty sure PUBG hasn’t been in early access for half a year.

Let’s get going!  These ships aren’t going to shoot themse...   ...wait...

Please follow the advice in your own user name

It doesn’t have those.

4 door Sports Activity Coupover.

Hatchbacks are the ideal vehicle.

Car show bro: “I see you got the ham and bread, but no cheese. Those ingredients are worthless without the cheese. I’m getting twin cheese put in mine, I won’t even need bread. ... No, I don’t actually own a sandwich, but my cousin does and he says you don’t need bread.”

You never stipulated I had to be able to afford it -