“The Deliverator’s car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator’s car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. You want to…

Detroit was considering selling off its art museum holdings. I’m gonna give a slight edge to clock thief here.

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So... a parroty, of the Firebird?

*thinks to self, “Huh, I’m about to turn 40.”*

Thanks I hate it, and am also glad that art did what it’s supposed to do: elicit emotion.

The quote seems to imply that the officer thought the groundhog might have been rabid. Does anybody else read it that way? Can we agree that rabid animals have to be dealt with somehow?

That’s not a typo, Alanis. They know what they have.

We just hired a new very intelligent and very socially adept young person at our office. She is definitely going places. I asked about a dragon calendar she had hanging in her office and she proceeded to tell me “in depth” about the two D&D gaming groups that she is THE DM for! One group she has been running for…

The front fell off.

They should invent a new game mode called “the Weird Doors,” which is a multi-level labyrinth with some horde mode elements. You have to figure out how to navigate through the labyrinth while fending off enemies, scavenging for supplies, and dealing with random modifiers that occur whenever you go through certain…

Honorable mention for killing the most humans: Humans.

No.

This should be called the Hissy Fit

Isn’t any sporting event good background noise for getting drunk on cheap beer?

Golf is the best nap tv.

This guy knows how to watch sports.

I guess will start seeing Kias crashing out of Cars and Coffee now.

Violence in entertainment can certainly contribute to a skewed view of reality, but it is not the sole cause. There have to be other factors at play for someone to go from relatively innocent child to cold-blooded killer.

Parental involvement is key. The first R-rated flick I saw was The Rock; I watched it with some…