But War of the Gems and Mutant Apocalypse were SNES games.  Weird.

PLEASE be coming to Switch!  That game was fun as hell but I never got around to getting the DLC.  Would LOVE to be able to get back into it on the go.

Yep. My immediate thought was oh, so this is just like Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike and Star Fox Assault where their respective series were space combat games but for some reason they decided to turn them into on-foot 3rd person shooters and they sucked ASS. Because you know, the whole point of playing Rogue…

I never had a game gear, but yeah Clone Wars was the shit.

1) How in the hell are you supposed to play that?

Yeah but it’s a FAR stretch between trying to emulate Gamecube vs running NES games.

And he didn’t say that she turned him bi, he said that she turned him straight.  Which, as we all know, is bullshit.

SERIOUSLY. How did the Dr not even acknowledge that litlle gem of bullshit?

7 is SO GOOD. The 2 remake is the GOAT, and the new 3 is very fantastic as well, so I doubt you’ll be disappointed. But if you’ve never played any of the others it’s hard to recommend them because even with being used to them the controls are just awful to go back to. Yes, even 4 is super rough to try to go back to…

I convinced a friend to finally get around to playing Resident Evil 7, and I want to remember specific plot points as he’s talking about it, so even though I’m in the middle of about 14 other games it looks like I’m going back to the damn Baker house again.

#1) No. No. Jesus, no. Absolutely not. This woman’s job is to be pleasant with people. Anything you’re “picking up on” is entirely in your head.

Pay money to get the chance to maybe get something you want, but usually end up with shit. That’s how lootboxes work. They are predatory gambling devices that are modeled after...wait for it....slot machines. It’s the same thing. If that’s your thing then bully for you, but I’ll have no part of it. I am fully aware…

Tip for life. When someone says they “don’t want to spend all their money” on something, it generally doesn’t mean they are talking about literally spending every cent. It’s called an expression, which is a fairly common thing when communicating in the English language.

Agree to disagree, but I’ve already got tons of cash without having to stoop to doing lootbox bullshit. And not that the grenades are particularly difficult to avoid, but when you give it a try just because and get five grenades in a row when you’re supposed to be getting more items, it really puts you off of the…

By a MILE.

And yet they STILL can’t put the left stick in the right place...

Personally, I think this slot machine one is lame as hell, because fuck that random lootbox bullshit. Show me what you’re offering and if I want it I’ll buy it, I’m not spending all my currencies on the chance to maybe get something I might use, only to end up with either taking grenade damage point blank or equipment…

I mean, he hunts you through the entire police station map. Once you move beyond there, yeah, he becomes a boss fight. But the majority of the game is in the station (I mean come on, unless you’re doing crazy speedrun bullshit the game is a damn sight longer than 2 hours and you’re in the police station a hell of a…

I’m going to go out and say it.

I didn’t even make it to the others because that first letter was exhausting.