Ok, so that shotgun is called the Inundating Insider, and it is an absolute fucking unit.

Hmm, there must be a third type then because the one I have doesn’t do either of those. It fires about a dozen-ish glowing balls that are bigger than normal shotgun shells which go in a tight spread and travel in a straight line for really long distance, and, being a Torgue, on impact they explode and each “shell” has…

Yep. Also, at least on PS4, you don’t have to close out the game, just fast travel to a different area and they reset. I spent a good bit of time last night just fast traveling back and forth between Sanctuary and The Lodge loading up on wares from the gun machines.

Mmmm, yes.

For real. She HAS very clearly communicated what she wants - to not be in a relationship - he just refuses to receive the message.

LW1 yeah dude, that relationship was over so long ago that it never should have started in the first place.

Oh man, the Land Before Time puppets!  I loved the Petrie one so much that I took it to bed to sleep with every night.  That is, until I started waking up every morning in pain and my parents realized that I was rolling over on top of it during the night.  Turns out sleeping on a hard-ass rubber puppet with a long…

You know, if this is in fact the PS4 version, then this is actually a good sign. Because that means that Sony doesn’t have a stranglehold on it, so the chances of them finally porting it to the Switch (and hopefully the rest because god damn I would pay good money to have every Castlevania I can get on there) just…

Well if it’s anything like Future Fight, it might be worth checking out at launch. That game was legitimately free to play for a while and really fun while it lasted - hell, it did “ultimate alliance game” far better than the actual Ultimate Alliance 3. Of course now EVERYTHING is paywalled to shit and it’s not worth…

I mean shit, I’ve been there. The one that always stands out is the one time when all I could find was a box of bowtie noodles, a half bag of croutons, and some ranch dressing, said fuck it, and made “spaghetti salad.”

Soaking popcorn in milk totally wouldn’t be good, though?

That sounds straight up disgusting. Soggy wet popcorn soaked in milk? Gross. That’s some broke ass college student desperation-level shit there.

I mean, your first mistake was going to Pizza Hut, so...

Oh yeah , they could totally add tons more Zelda folks. I’ve been absolutely dying for them to add Yuga.

This is great, and I can’t wait to order a pizza, grab a pack of these, and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sometime.

No, that’s the base design of the game. It’s explicitly designed for everyone to control the same so that anyone can pick up and play it without having to practice for hours and learn movesets.

It’s Smash Bros, every fighter performs about 80% the same.

Bully for you, but there’s no way hell I’m paying extra money for content that I actively don’t give a shit about. Especially when it’s Smash Bros, in which almost every character plays the same and the differences are pretty much cosmetic.

The Borderlands series is by far the pinnacle example of how to do DLC right.

ABSOLUTELY.