I mean they do (well there’s still one old school one that doesn’t have a fryer so only does burgers at the most and is only open during the summer), but it’s just....going to DQ for the food is like saying you read Playboy for the articles, you know?

I dunno, I can reconcile a lot of things that shouldn’t make sense, but somehow I can’t wrap my brain around ordering breakfast from the fucking ice cream store.

Huh. The more you know...

I guess it must be a regional thing but Wendy’s has had breakfast for a good several years here...

I actually like the Abramsverse movies too, and that was a huge reason why. The fact that they said “yes, all the Star Trek that you know and have loved for 50 years did happen, and is still happening, but here is an alternate side story” instead of throwing everything in the garbage and doing a hard reboot was the…

No, it’s the Prime timeline.  The destruction of Romulus happened in the Prime timeline.  When Nero went back in time after that it created the alternate Kelvin timeline.  This is the first time we’re seeing the repercussions of the supernova in the proper timeline.

Bob Broskey is an eight-foot-tall beast man who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

Listen, a Hot Pockets breakfast gets the job done, and if you’re eating breakfast Hot Pockets, that’s really all you’re hoping for, isn’t it? You don’t need to be having some sort of revelatory, transcendent experience like you’d hope for in a brunch Hot Pocket. All you want is to quickly eat something familiar…

Concurred. The entirety of my lifetime experience has been that strombolis have sauce inside and are basically an inside out pizza, whereas calzones don’t have sauce (you dip it) and have ricotta as well as - or in an inferior model, instead of - the pizza cheese.

God, what a fucking boring-ass choice.

It’s not a question of where he grips it, it’s a simple matter of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

That’s SIR Patrick Stewart to you, peasant!

100000% this.

The one that always pisses me right off is that a single Pop Tart is allegedly one serving, but they come in packs of 2.

See, I never was as enamored with Handsome Jack as everyone else seems to be. He was just an asshole. That’s it. The only reason he was a big deal was because Borderlands 1 didn’t have a central Big Bad, so by comparison it was a huge improvement. Whereas the Calypsos on the other hand, yes, they are ginormous…

Nah, that would be good, if it didn’t replace the way you select your weapons. After playing these games for a decade, I can’t change the most important part of the control scheme. When I’m switching weapons in the middle of combat, I need to pull out the specific gun I want without thinking about it, ain’t nobody got…

“We turned down 1.2 million from someone in Norway,” Diebold said. He said that after paying taxes on that amount, splitting the remainder 50-50 with his son, and paying off all his outstanding debts, he would “pretty much end up with nothing.”

I’ll take 12, thanks.

I got my annual box of Brandy Beans the other day, so I thought I was good. But, uh, I’mma need to track down these stroopwafel ice cream sandwiches STAT!