That sounds delightful.  I myself was always all about the cinnamon toast crunch one, but haven’t been able to find it in a while.

Ah man, I had some of this on our honeymoon and it was SO GOOD.  Have never been able to find it anywhere again, though.

This guy gets it.  Parties? Hell yeah.  Holidays? FUUUCK no.

I mean, you’re not wrong...

There are seven cheeses in the recipe I use. It’s magnificent.

See, I enjoy the cooking, it’s the PRODUCTION of it all that’s just too much. Too many damn people in my house. Trying to keep everybody happy, which is always categorically impossible. People getting in my way while I’m trying to cook - I very much take after my otherwise sweet Italian grandmother in this respect,…

Top hard candies, ranked:

My top one lesson from trying to host Thanksgiving one year:

I find it’s had quite the opposite effect for me. Last update made the menus run a lot better (not perfect, but much better than launch), but now the inventory is slow as all hell. After I play for a while it gets marginally better, but the first couple times I go to the inventory screen it nearly freezes and takes a…

Being served on a bun as the most typical presentation does not change the fact that “hot dog” refers to the frank itself. See also, spaghetti - typically served with red sauce, yes, but the name actually signifies the particular cut of noodle.

When you go to the store and buy a package of hot dogs, you get just the meat shafts. Whatever accoutrements you wish are completely separate.  Ergo, not a requirement for being a hot dog.

...god dammit, how did I miss that opportunity?

No, a hot dog’s a hot dog.

No, that is 150% bullshit.

He should apologize to her for her cheating on him? Yeah right.

A couple bottles of actual Dijon mustard from Dijon.  Mmmhmmm.

I mean, that’s exactly what a shitface would do, KARL.

I’m actually taking daughter to a birthday party at the ol’ Cheesy Charles next weekend.  It’ll be the first time I’ve been in one in probably the better part of three decades.  I hope they’re still there by then.

And yet Netfilx and Hulu STILL can’t figure this out.

Thanks, I’ll take 12.