Oh behave.

Oodles of Noodles or GTFO.

I recently discovered Maruchan Gold soy sauce flavor ramen, and that shit was yummy as hell. Sure, it’s got like a day’s worth of salt in it, but you know, whatevs, you’re not eating instant ramen to be healthy. I also find that if you’re just looking for basic instant ramen, but not $0.10/pouch garbage, Sapporo…

...nah, still don’t give a shit about Ken With Trucker Hat.

I goddamn would if I could, shark is delicious, but I haven’t been able to find any around here in about a decade.

RIGHT?

Bullshit.

I think we can all agree here that Beaver Shout is the BEST drink name ever.

Chips or get the FUCK out.

Xbone has exactly zero games I would want to play that I can’t play elsewhere. That’s all there is to it. All the “accessibility initiatives” in the world aren’t worth shit without games to play them with. Plus the interface is garbage.

But, like....what’s the actual gameplay like? Might help to touch on that in a review...

Easily Carpenter’s best (which is saying a lot) and quite possible THE best horror film ever made.

Most of the music apart from the main theme actually was by Carpenter because he didn’t like most of what Morricone wrote. Fun story, because of this, Tarantino was able to use most of Morricone’s Thing score for The Hateful Eight since it wasn’t actually used in the movie.

My GOODNESS.

Movie theater was absolutely the best job I’ve ever had. Would be busy for like a half hour or so at a time, then once all the movies were playing (it was a small 4 screen joint and they liked to schedule the showtimes so everything would be running at the same time) we pretty much just sat around and chilled out.…

Oh Jason was ABSOLUTELY scarier in the game than in the movies. The films didn’t have anything on the mini heart attacks you would have when searching through a cabin for supplies, seeing that it’s empty, turning around to leave and HOLY SHIT HE’S RIGHT THERE, FUCK!

Not gonna lie, I still prefer Norton over Ruffalo.

God yes. I’ve never come close to beating that game, but I loved it.

Self respect ain’t gonna buy another yacht, HEYOOO!

Samuel L. Motherfuckin’ Jackson is rolling in that sweet Marvel money yet still does Capital One commercials.  Why say no to an easy paycheck, am I right?