I’ve found that the Sweet Baby Ray’s “golden mustard bbq sauce” is pretty close. It’s not quite there, but it’ll do in a pinch.

You know what I would actually make a special trip to KFC specifically to get wings for? Georgia Gold wings. But noooooo.

Oof, I feel you.

Pfft, you can get Buffalo sauce anywhere. Nowhere else has delicious, delicious Georgia Gold crispy strips. Er, had, I suppose.  God dammit.

So THIS is why they discontinued the Georgia Gold sauce, for my money the single best fast food item on the market? For fucking Buffalo and BBQ?! God damn them.

It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food!

On the other hand, while the new planets are cool, more and more I find myself really missing Pandora and wish that the game would get to go back there for more stuff.

Hell yes!

Is the left stick still in the wrong place?

Yeah, insert Ron Burgundy “I don’t believe you” .gif here. I fought the Rampager 4 times so far (because yeah you can fast travel right there) and have got nothing but a sea of greens.

What do you mean? Nothing embodies everything it is to be Batman like constant, never-ending tank battles!

Since it’s far too much to hope for an actual new game, PUT THE ROGUE SQUADRON TRILOGY ON SWITCH, YOU COWARDS.

The d-pad on the Playstation controller is in the thumb’s neutral position. This is a design relic from the original PS1 controller, which was just a copy of the SNES controller with extra shoulder buttons, when everything was still controlled with the d-pad. But since everything is controlled with the left stick now…

I mean, that’s only what they advertised when they sold the DLC pass...

It’s very, very obvious the camera was strictly designed for a single player game only, because it clearly is meant to follow one character at a time.  So when you add more than one player character trying to move in different directions it doesn’t know what to do and FREAKS THE HELL OUT.  Seriously, single player and…

Wait, wait wait. You have to unlock the characters you just paid for?

Switch is definitely the right place for it.  Playing these kind of games on portable is a blast.

Wario named himself Wario because - and this is literally in his first game - he flipped the M upside down to be a W. He consciously fashioned himself into an evil reflection of Mario (originally he was a former classmate of Mario’s who was jealous of all the fame and success Mario had). By that logic, flipping the L…

Ok but, like, is Hardwick just voicing everybody in this game? Because so far Vaughn, Rhys, and Katagawa all sound exactly the same and it’s REALLY distracting.

Seriously, he’s the stupidest fucking character and always was...until some indeterminate point when the Internet suddenly decided that it loved him for some reason.