God, I would pay damn good money for that.

SERIOUSLY.

This game was such a god damn DELIGHT.

“That’s how you become a cannibal, Dee. Once you’ve had a taste of delicious, delicious human meat, none of these things Skittles ever satisfy you again.”

...

Well yeah, if you don’t charge it up it’s not going to have any juice.  FFS.

Ok, follow up.

I’m pretty sure this is just a regional brand, but when I don’t have time to make my own - which is...pretty much always - I find Del Grosso’s is excellent.

Jesus, dude!  What’s next, you’re gonna try telling me the whole thing is a dream or something?

Oh god dammit, Shinsekai is going to be an exclusive, isn’t it? Because “underwater Metriod II” is something I never knew I needed, and god damn do I need it. But I HATE iOS, so I will never use this service.

For a new version of Link’s Awakening? One of my absolute favorite games of all time? Yeah, I would do $100, no question.  Hell, I’m already paying over $70 because I went for the Dreamer edition, so...

For probably the second best game in the series?  Yes, it’s worth whatever price they set it at.

Sign me the fuck up? Yeah, sign me the fuck up.

Nah, that’s when you start using it more.

Well great, now I’m in the mood for cake and sex, thanks.

Not yet, they somehow decided to nerf things that didn’t need to be nerfed because it’s a goddamn single player game first.  That said the problems have really been overblown.

Yeah, I know, fuck Konami and all that, but like...at least it looks like an actual Castlevania game and not some gatcha/card battle bullshit. Plus it has Shanoa in it, so...I’ll at least check out a demo, and buy it if it gets ported to Switch.

Right?

“Henceforth, all the toilets in the land shall be known as...JOHNS!”

Borderlands 3 just feels like more borderlands