And beginning December 18 Tubmblr will be a dead platform, as that’s the only reason to go there.

Limited edition gold cartridge Majora’s Mask, 2-disc complete soundtrack, and...something else I can’t remember at the moment free with a 1 year subscription.  That was the best deal ever.

THIS! For fuck’s sake.

Open Pit is just glorified ketchup.  Sweet Baby Ray’s is the best store-bought bbq sauce around, easy.

Oh, there were plenty of things wrong with Arkham Knight, my dude.

I’ve been wondering when you were going to report on this.

Though, the first two were huge time sinks, so this might not be what you’re looking for?

It will be self-evident what level from Goldeneye this is:

We were so close, so close, to avoiding the exhausting family gathering this year and just going to a nice restaurant to have an actual decent meal instead of gross-ass turkey with assorted piles of butter-flavored mush for once, because several people were working. And then word of that got out and people got…

Well, this is the first of these Midwest Hellscape recipes that actually sounds good.  Even if it is just twice baked potato filling without the skins.

Me: I should really eat more salad.

Much like last month, I honestly don’t know what people were expecting with this stuff. It’s DLC that was on sale before the game even came out and came out barely 2 months after launch. It’s obviously not going to be reinventing the wheel here.

If someone offered me that squash thing, I’d at least try a bite.  But all of my Italian genes are in absolute revolt just thinking about this.  My god.

Not to rag on someone’s grandma, but hell no, that sounds horrifying.

On the other hand, Moore is a cranky old bastard who automatically hates anyone who touches his work and is going to shit all over whatever they do regardless, so why should they bother giving a damn about what he thinks?

Yeah that’s the thing, too. Of everything that they’ve put out and/or is on the horizon, the only ones I’d be interested in playing more than once are Mario 3, Zelda, and Metroid, all of which I’ve bought at least 3 times now. Metroid I think is more like 4 or 5, what with it being unlockable in Zero Mission and I…

I know for me personally, I don’t do online multiplayer full-stop, so the classic games are the only thing I would want the online service for. And NES games simply aren’t enough anymore to get me to sign up for yet another subscription service, especially only being drip-fed 3 a month. I mean, if it had the whole…

I’ve long wanted to try tackling the Rick Bayless recipe, but there’s just never the time, so the Dona Maria it is.

Fuck the shit out of everyone involved in this.

I mean, that’s how the system is supposed to work....so of course not.