Still a damn sight better than last season, though, where “Hero or Hate Crime” was amazing but then absolutely everything else was straight garbage. I also really liked the Charlie Home Alone episode and don’t understand why that one has been getting so much hate. The second Super Bowl one was weak as hell, yeah, but…

Of all the games you could be in...why in god’s name would anyone ever want to be in Ghouls ‘n Ghosts?

Ah, finally putting in the ACTUAL Spider-Armor, nice.

I LOVE me some Tetris-ass Tetris, and I’m sure I would immensely enjoy this. But not for that price, and certainly not on the PS4. My first system was the original Game Boy, Tetris has always been a portable game for me. If this were on Switch, I would definitely grab it (if it went on sale).  Alas.

Honestly, it’s pretty unbelievable they’ve lasted this long.

My absolute favorite Nintendo one was the Ocarina of Time one, as it didn’t tell you exactly what to do for everything, but spelled things out clearly enough that you could easily figure it out and still feel like you accomplished something even though you were using a guide.  And it was written in past tense as if it…

Seriously!

Clearly it’s a bicep. That butter’s just looking for a couple of fun dudes to hang out with in its party mansion. Nothing sexual.

“The FMVs last for extensive amounts of time and tell a story in which implication is king...”

Well that just looks wonderful AF.

Negative, though it was similar to that...

Nothing weird this year, but last year Daughter got a pocket-sized copy of the U.S. Constitution from someone. That’s the all-time WTF winner as far as my personal experience goes.

Aren’t there supposed to be Amiibo coming for Simon and Richter too, or have those been cancelled (which I’ve had a bad feeling about for a while since they’re still not up for preorder anywhere)?

I love it.

Yeah, no.  The Party City Legolas wig is a very, very bad look for Henry Cavill.

Playing the Marine campaign of the first Aliens vs Predator (PC, 1999) with headphones in the dark was terrifying.

This is precisely why the Switch is my ideal system.  Hell, I probably still wouldn’t be finished with Zelda if wouldn’t have been able to take it to work and play at lunch.

“Milk Duds, Junior Mints, Tootsie Roll Midges, Smarties, Peppermint Patties...”

“Also, the impact of “fuck” specifically is kind of muddied, because trying to explain how the word “fuck” can be used in pretty much every part of speech, in a different way, confuses the fuck out of them”

Can confirm, Buttermilky Finger Way is in fact wonderful. It actually is very reminiscent of the Resse’s Outrageous bar, only somehow not as cloyingly sweet.  And the interplay of textures is quite nice.  Will do again.