[Nationals GM Mike] Rizzo called [Luhnow] to inquire on Harrell. JL told him we would still need a headliner like Giolito because we still value Harrell highly. Rizzo did not respond immediately.

Seriously, as much as i hate the Goopy crap, pretty much every single problem in this seemed to be like someone who can't take care of themselves or even boil water without a disaster. She should be embarrassed to post this, it's not cute, it's pathetic.

Yeah, seriously. It's time consuming, sure, but sheesh. My teenage sons would have done better than this mess.

SO in closing, you're just not great around the kitchen.

Or just learning how to cook.

No kidding, Weaver is a natural. West often tries too hard to be "sassy."

It's like Drew Magary and Caity Weaver had a seriously unfunny kid.

We can't all be Caity

Is there an English language version of this article available?

I'm pretty sure making shit up about a witness isn't considered a due defense, which is one of the big issues with this case.

Well I guess Hillary was just following ord- I mean just doing her job.

i graduated in December of 2009. Right when the crash was fucking everything up. I couldn't get any kind of job. Any kind. So I stayed at the two I was already working during school (somehow, 2 jobs and graduating with 2 degrees...I'm still not good enough for Target) for a few years until I couldn't take t anymore…

Sorry, but people who graduated before 2006 don't get nearly as much sympathy from me as those of us who graduated in 2008-present (I was class of 2010, managed to find a job). There was 4.4% unemployment in 2006, a college degree essentially guaranteed a job. So they had much more of a chance to make a dent in their…

This is borderline child abuse. There's absolutely no reason to expose your kid to this stuff so early. I bet this kid is going to need years of therapy after going through this. Some things you just aren't ready to do at age 11, and going to North Carolina is one of them.

Here in AMERICA, she's called "Lucy 51".

You sound charming.

And if you're Colombian, you can be a soccer fan and still want to pop the defender.

I don't think anyone believes "luck" somehow is outside the laws of "high-level collision physics", but rather, the manner in which the "high-level collision physics" occurred and benefited one team significantly over the other, was lucky. Such as, how lucky was it for the snow fort to be at that exact place at that…

Where to start...

Real brave work by all of those anonymous sources. I really liked the rest of the your piece.