How far can you punt a football?

No... I get it. He was Parodying Dan Snyder who is being a racist asshole. But, when a European Newspaper parodies Putin for being a racist asshole, they're racist assholes.

The fact that Colbert is generally not a racist, and generally pokes fun at racist stupidity doesn't give him a pass. Neither does outrage (Faux…

How many articles have been on Jezebel about doing racism satirically is not okay? Why does Colbert get the "hey, everybody calm down" treatment? Because it's done better? Because he's funny? I don't get it.

Guy with job defends job.

How many anti-vaccination nuts are there really? I'm worried that one is going to make it all the way through based on media hype. I've never met one and I know a lot of the type of people that if anyone was going to be one it would be them. I think too many people are voting based on "well if there ARE those…

Have you read this research paper on the subject? Math is over my head but their conclusion is basically "pick chalk except an undervalued high seed." His picks based on historic records (for a 10M person pool) is Virginia, but if you base it off various metrics, Arizona is the pick. Seems weird to think they're…

Actually, picking chalk but then picking a less-popular high seed (Virginia or Villanova this year) is exactly how you should go about things if you want to win a large pool.

About that Midwest, where poor Wichita State is lumped in with the likes of Louisville, Duke, and Michigan, Salmons again takes issue:

Seedings are based on the seasons teams had, not how good teams are.

This was explained quite easily, the seeding is based on the full season and not who has been playing best recently. Why is this so hard for people to understand?

This article was dumb.

Throwing an open-minded and better writer under the bus isn't the best way to start an article.

Especially since this sample size is so damn low.

You're a stats site. Past results, future performance, etc... Come on now.

I've broken a couple of bones and I've had leg cramps. The broken bones hurt. The leg cramps hurt like a sumbitch.

This article is considerably more asinine and self-serving that the quote its loosely based off of.

Could you show an example of him being an asshole?

I feel like I really don't have a right to make a decision on that matter

A laundromat, but for dishes. Why won't this work?

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.