I disagree. I mean they're obviously publishing that knowing people will take it as "she died" but there are enough marks of fake-ness that if it's taken seriously, that's the fault of the reader and not of the satire publisher.

They didn't. They reported it as dyes, not dies. The joke is that people with run with any rumor without checking the source or knowing English.

Going to bed at this hour? Do I need to get off your lawn?

Lower the mound and stop allowing pitchers to use pine tar/other sticky agents.

If the problem is "the police stink," the solution is to improve the police, not adjudicate rape through a university.

But in the spirit of the NFL's domestic abuse penalty policy, don't take too much time out.

All the other drivers leave Danica behind, I wouldn't worry about it.

OH MY GOD IS THAT GUY OK?

I'm not seeing the difference. Nobody eats either lemons nor tomatoes like apples, but both can be used in cooking/garnishes.

Then where the hell is tomato?

You didn't include things not eaten in a fruit-like manner, but there are lemon and lime stealing spots in the top 10.

Noooooooooooope.

OT: Any idea why my comments show up on Fittish, Regressing, etc but not on mainpage deadspin articles?

Why won't my comments show up? Damn you Kinja

Kinja test

Kinja testing...

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The fans simply felt Nathan had been hot-dogging it.

The fans simply felt Nathan had been hot-dogging it.

"Do I hear $300, $300?"