She sounds fun.

Bop it

Richard Dent, Jim McMahon, Jeremy Newberry, Roy Green, J.D. Hill, Keith Van Horne, Ron Stone, and Ron Pritchard

You're coming off only slightly better than him in all this.

Why so many sub-sites? The Concourse, Shots, Regressing, Fittish, etc... Considering 90% of articles published on these get posted to the main page anyway? And then when I click a Regressing article, there's no 1-click way to get back to Deadspin (I have to use the drop-down box).

Creepshots: Totally okay when *we* do it!

"I mean, I wouldn't even call it a mistake, really. But, fine, we can compromise and call it three-fifths of one."

The Pete Townsend Defense. That's a bold one.

I didn't even know Jamie Moyer had a daughter.

Yeah, I guess technically Len Bias never made the NBA.

Dunno where else to dump this, but I have a training question for you: I have two blisters on one toe. One is a blood blister on the tip of the toe (with a normal blistery pocket starting to form around it), the other is a normal blister off the side, next to the nail. They don't hurt when I run but they're sensitive…

This article is pretty clearly about pacers for the elite runners who bow out halfway through. I don't think the author wants to get rid of the 4-hour pacer.

What's the deal with the headlines that read like they came out of Peter King's 10 thoughts?

This may be getting too deep or personal but what went into the decision to try for a third kid? And how big is the difference from 1 to 2 vs. 2 to 3?

Hate Lueke, but direct an equal or greater amount of hate at the system that allows him to be free right now.

*advice not applicable to literally everybody training for a marathon

In high school gym class, we were playing floor hockey and our teacher separated us into teams and ran a round-robin season & playoffs into the three-week block. Our team, which was me in goal, my friend doing the scoring, and a lot of people who liked to stand around (likely a little put off by how seriously we were…

Ooh, is this where we make judgments on a relationship none of us are familiar with? Maybe they do this stuff to each other all the time and have fun with it. The girl doesn't seem upset about it. But by all means, call the boyfriend and sociopath. That doesn't seem out of bounds at all!

Also, every single player is the next [insert superstar]. 3B with power? The next A-Rod. Toolsy athletic OF? Next McCutchen. Righty power arm from Texas? Look out, Clemens! Lefty without an elite fastball? Cliff Lee-type.

Ha... ha?