Mark Newman's ballot is almost just as bad. He says the Hall is for the elite of the elite and then votes for Jack Morris. If it takes a guy 15 years to (maybe) make it, then perhaps he isn't in that class.

Is the point that only the author is allowed to have an opinion and not anyone commenting?

Yep, direct all your anger at the individual and none at the system that released him.

"People say the same kind of thing to me with their eyes on nearly every flight—this guy just chose to say it with his mouth."

"I passive-aggressively jarred his foot with my backpack"

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Counterpoint: I kinda like Sugarland's "Winter Wonderland"

Matthew Stafford: Yeah, well maybe you just really blow!

We don't need no education

"Hey man, great pictures. Could we see your camera real quick?"

No Jason Garrett on the fired coaches list? He's gone if Dallas blows a playoff spot in week 17 again.

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Cashier: "Let's see, that's fourteen letters, capital J, capital L... this is all the money you have?"

[my other one is better]

I wish my editing was working because I surely could've worded mine better.

Jimmy John's: For all your high, wasted needs.

Lundquist has long been known for his SEC appeal.

How many should they hire?

This could've benefited from a proofreading. The first and second paragraphs, particularly.

Let us never again question Dan Snyder's commitment to the proud tradition this franchise has worked for years to get: poor quarterback play and inept coaching.