Lol, just noticed the cameraman in the first clip @0:14...man down, man down!

Should’ve come out in a cover Tua.

This actually reminds me of a funny jaguar joke:

There are some jobs where punctuality is important. But there are many jobs where if a person came in half an hour late and stayed back to make up the time, it would not make a difference.

You call him a twat and assume he’s overpaid because he makes sure he gets to work on time? Ya who would want a shitty employee like that who shows up on time? Useless in any business

These are grown men, and fully capable of figuring out how to get to work on time. A mandatory hotel stay is not how you treat an adult in this situation.

There should be a law ensuring that any article critical of Cousins includes this GIF of him taking a knee on the Eagles 6-yard line with six seconds left.

UCF fan here. This is the right take. Many of my fellow fans — and some in the local media — spent the night declaring UCF the Real And True National Champion, but there’s no basis for arguing that a victory in the Peach Bowl retroactively means Alabama, which would have been the last team out and just barbecued the…

Hey, Tom
I wish you and all the Deadspin staff continued balling for the year to come.

—Sean

FWIW, one of the few things the Browns have done right is hiring minorities at all levels.

Lukewarm take:

Popular baby names for 2018: Bortles, Bort, Bortlesby, Bortella, Borbert, and Dave. 

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

“Wild” implies chaos, which actually does seem like a fitting description of the success that Eli has seen.

Ben McAdoo is the friend everyone had in eighth grade who was only a friend because his dad had a fireworks stash in a old dead refrigerator in the garage. We just went over to Ben’s house to light off Black Cats, but all he wanted to do was tell us how awesome Def Leppard was.

“We’re going to keep winning and make it all the way safely into the playoffs, just like the Donner Party”

They are super interesting because:

Drew, thank you so much for the honesty in this column. Being upfront and honest about the shitty things we’ve done is important. I have a lot of things to atone for, too, and this is inspiration to keep working on being better.